If I Had Legs I'd Kick You(2025)
“Everything is under control.”
Overview
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Director
Mary Bronstein
Studio
A24
Budget
$2M
Revenue
$2M
Cast
Rose Byrne
as Linda
Conan O'Brien
as Therapist
A$AP Rocky
as James
Danielle Macdonald
as Caroline
Delaney Quinn
as Child
Mary Bronstein
as Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk
as Diana
Mark Stolzenberg
as Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan
as Landlord
Christian Slater
as Father
Eva Kornet
as Breathworker
Ella Beatty
as Kate
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Movie Facts
Release Year
2025
Runtime
1h 53m
Language
English
Rating
6.3 / 10
Budget
$2M
Box Office
$2M
Production Companies
A24 • Central Pictures • Fat City
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Where can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?▼
Check the "Where to Watch" section above for current streaming platforms, rental options, and purchase links for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025).
What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You about?▼
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Who directed If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?▼
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was directed by Mary Bronstein and released in 2025. It is a drama film.
How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?▼
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has a runtime of 1 hours and 53 minutes (113 minutes total).
Who stars in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?▼
The cast of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You includes Rose Byrne as Linda, Conan O'Brien as Therapist, A$AP Rocky as James, Danielle Macdonald as Caroline, Delaney Quinn as Child and more.
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