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The Onion Movie(2008)

1h 30mComedyRussian
6.1/10
253 user ratings

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Overview

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Director

Tom Kuntz

Studio

The Onion

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Cast

Len Cariou

Len Cariou

as Norm Archer

Ken Takemoto

Ken Takemoto

as Sensei

Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal

as Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin

Larissa Laskin

as Dana Dobbs

Don McManus

Don McManus

as Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

as Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed Ahmed

as Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher

Brendan Fletcher

as White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim

Daniel Dae Kim

as Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter

Meredith Baxter

as Cooking Show Chef

Jed Rees

Jed Rees

as Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

as Rodney Dangerfield

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Movie Facts

Release Year

2008

Runtime

1h 30m

Language

Russian

Rating

6.1 / 10

Production Companies

The Onion

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Where can I watch The Onion Movie?

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What is The Onion Movie about?

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Who directed The Onion Movie?

The Onion Movie was directed by Tom Kuntz and released in 2008. It is a comedy film.

How long is The Onion Movie?

The Onion Movie has a runtime of 1 hours and 30 minutes (90 minutes total).

Who stars in The Onion Movie?

The cast of The Onion Movie includes Len Cariou as Norm Archer, Ken Takemoto as Sensei, Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher, Larissa Laskin as Dana Dobbs, Don McManus as Dennis McCormick and more.

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