The Onion Movie(2008)
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Overview
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Director
Tom Kuntz
Studio
The Onion
Cast
Len Cariou
as Norm Archer
Ken Takemoto
as Sensei
Steven Seagal
as Cock Puncher
Larissa Laskin
as Dana Dobbs
Don McManus
as Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton
as Michael Bolton
Ahmed Ahmed
as Ahmed
Brendan Fletcher
as White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim
as Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxter
as Cooking Show Chef
Jed Rees
as Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfield
as Rodney Dangerfield
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Movie Facts
Release Year
2008
Runtime
1h 30m
Language
Russian
Rating
6.1 / 10
Production Companies
The Onion
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Where can I watch The Onion Movie?▼
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What is The Onion Movie about?▼
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Who directed The Onion Movie?▼
The Onion Movie was directed by Tom Kuntz and released in 2008. It is a comedy film.
How long is The Onion Movie?▼
The Onion Movie has a runtime of 1 hours and 30 minutes (90 minutes total).
Who stars in The Onion Movie?▼
The cast of The Onion Movie includes Len Cariou as Norm Archer, Ken Takemoto as Sensei, Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher, Larissa Laskin as Dana Dobbs, Don McManus as Dennis McCormick and more.
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